Rock Enroll

The return of the youngins.

Today I am in charge of enrolling the 9th grade students. About half of them all came at 8 a.m. And of course I didn't know what I was doing at first. But I pulled it together. I enrolled me some students.

But I was surprised to get internet access with my computer out here. I must be picking up the wireless connection from the iTV room. I'll take whatever I can get. So, I'm playing music, checking the email, and doing other things I'm probably not suppose to be doing. And no, I'm not talking about porn.

It's now around the 11 o'clock hour and most of the students have come and enrolled. The thing is that we are enrolling students all the way until 3 p.m. What am I to do until then? Here's a list of possible things for me to do:

• Run a muck.
• Play hall-Frisbee.
• Tell minority jokes to the corresponding minorities.
• Paint my classroom completely black and install black lights. Rave in my classroom!
• Walk up to some teachers and tell them quietly, "I saved a lot of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico."
• Staring contest with the fish.
• Hack into the mainframe and hope that I don't get rerouted into Friendster.
• Use the bathroom even when I don't need to go.
• Stare at a wall.
• Compile a list of verbal assaults that I can use on my students.
• Finish building the Death Star.

And there you have it. That's my list of things to do until I have something to do that relates to my job. Some of these I may not get to... hopefully.... for the students and/or faculty's sake.

Alright, I'm going to do something else now.......

Don't forget about remembering something.

Until next time, vaya con Dios.