A look into.... THE FUTURE!

Some predictions, or forecasts, on what I think will happen in the future:


The new Harry Potter book will prove to be the most shocking and scary book in the series, when Harry is invited to the Neverland Ranch.

Britney Spears will give birth to octuplets, all of which will get jobs before Kevin Federline.

Reporter Bob Woodward will refuse to tell his wife the identity of the family member who rented "Deep Throat."

George W. Bush will spend so much time diffusing the controversy surrounding trusted adviser Karl Rove, that he will not notice that Osama bin Laden was in "Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants."

After getting more in touch with his feminine side, Mr. T will open a hair salon called, "I Pretty the Fool."

Atheists will win a landmark court battle making it illegal to say god bless you after someone sneezes. Instead, the law will require us to say, "Yo, zippy, you just sprayed me with some nasty."

Bobby Brown and Whitney Huston will visit their namesake cities in Texas, making stops in both Brownsville and How Crazy Do You Have to Be to Marry Bobby Browntown.

Kirstie Alley will call a press conference to announce that she's full, then say "psych," and eat six reporters.

High definition TV will be so incredibly life-like, that confused viewers will actually try to push Geraldo Rivera out of their living room.

Spanish olives will no longer be stuffed with pimentos, but instead with Antonio Banderas' love of Melanie Griffith.

The world will be shocked when a newspaper exposes the existence of Quantrell Baldwin, a man who is simultaneously a Wayans Brother and a Baldwin Brother.

Taken from Late Night with Conan O'Brien