One of life's questions

Just wondering something here...
If life hands you tomatoes, are you suppose to make ketchup?
Why is it called a soap opera when nobody sings?
Why does jello have a smell when you add the powder in the water, but when it "gels" the scent virtually disappears?
Can a unborn baby fart or burp?
If a baseball player hits a home run over the fence, but then dies before he can run around the bases, does the home run count?
If a General is a higher ranking officer than a Major, then why is a major illness worse than a general illness?
Why don't they make Root Beer flavored ice cream?
Wouldn't it be better than root beer floats?
Why is there never a full English dinner or tea but there is always a full English breakfast?What is the point in saying "may I ask" and then follow it up with a question?
Is it possible to be allergic to water?

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