Don't kill the messenger!
Yahoo Messenger can be a good thing. It can also be a platform for unpleasant things. For instance, not too long ago I was "confronted" by an unknown female who started to talk to me on Yahoo Messenger. And I should have known what I was in for when the first thing she asked me was the ever popular A/S/L question. I went along with it. Curiosity mostly. She then gets into the real reason why she wanted to "chat" with me. She goes on to say that she was watching T.V. and was starting to get uh......... how do you say........... horny? Hey! Sorry! That's what she said! She then asked me if I wanted to have a little cyber fun. Fun....... yeah.......... right on. Anyway, I go on to say, "Sorry, not my cup o' tea." She responds by saying, "OK. Well, your loss." Then she said a few more thing that I can not to disclose.
My loss? My loss? What did I lose? Messenger porn? What is messenger porn, anyway? Maybe something like this:
cooldude2008: So, what kind of computer do you use?
crazyhoochiechick15: Baby, I have a Dell.
cooldude2008: Oh, yeah. That's what I like to hear. Tell me more!
crazyhoochiechick15: One gig of RAM. DVD burner. 17" moniter.
cooldude2008: Oh baby! Hold on... my mom is telling me to take the trash out...... BRB.
crazyhoochiechick15: My hands are on the home keys waiting for you, honey.
Unbelievable. But I bet somebody has these kinds of "conversations" all the time online. Really sad. And by the way I am being nice to her by spelling everything right. She spelled words like "horhy (horny)", "boorn (born)", "pplease (please)", "los (loss)", and "hhere (here)". And she threw in a couple of LOL's in there too.... for added measure.
My loss? My loss? What did I lose? Messenger porn? What is messenger porn, anyway? Maybe something like this:
cooldude2008: So, what kind of computer do you use?
crazyhoochiechick15: Baby, I have a Dell.
cooldude2008: Oh, yeah. That's what I like to hear. Tell me more!
crazyhoochiechick15: One gig of RAM. DVD burner. 17" moniter.
cooldude2008: Oh baby! Hold on... my mom is telling me to take the trash out...... BRB.
crazyhoochiechick15: My hands are on the home keys waiting for you, honey.
Unbelievable. But I bet somebody has these kinds of "conversations" all the time online. Really sad. And by the way I am being nice to her by spelling everything right. She spelled words like "horhy (horny)", "boorn (born)", "pplease (please)", "los (loss)", and "hhere (here)". And she threw in a couple of LOL's in there too.... for added measure.
Brought To You By Coach K at
8/22/2005 03:29:00 PM
3 Comments:
That is so hot! See Kent I told you with me being gone you'd meet someone. I was just holding you back. I took this test that had you put your friends name by the colors you associated with them. Yours said "has a secret internet lover." It all makes sense! Think it was on blogthings. "what do you really think of your friends" or some such. Gee this is long... why am i still typing???
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the rocket, at Tue Aug 23, 04:44:00 PM 2005
Ed, i know you do stuff like that, you messenger perve.
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Coach K, at Thu Aug 25, 11:32:00 PM 2005
character-you got some,
other don't
By
Nichole, at Fri Jul 10, 08:44:00 AM 2009
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