23 ways

TWENTY-THREE WAYS IN WHICH WOMEN ARE LIKE FISH

1. Both attracted to shiny objects
2. More fun to catch while drinking
3. Neither travel well
4. There's others in the sea and/or bar
5. Three words: catch and release
6. Both travel in protective groups
7. Small bladders
8. The deeper you go, the scarier they get
9. Their weight largely determines their value
10. They get all ornery if you try to grab their tail
11. Bears will eat either of them
12. Sometimes I likes 'em wild, sometimes I likes 'em farm-raised
13. You must document great catches or no one will believe you -- video preferred
14. Easier to reel in if you let them wear themselves out first
15. Seen the movie Splash? Case closed
16. Cold blooded.
17. Neither can operate a vehicle
18. They both eat things
19. The harder they shake their tail, the farther they'll go in life
20. Scales are important to each of them
21. They never have to buy drinks
22. Umm… Eggs? Duh
23. Can hook either with a great line