525,600 minutes or 100th post
Da Da daaaaaa! Let the celebration begin! Yes, it has been a long journey but it's here! No, I'm not talking about Seinfeld season 5 &6 on dvd (although that has been a long time comin'). I'm talking about MY 100th POST! (pause for applause). Oh man, have we had some good times.... oh yes, we've had some good times. So, I guess this means I have to do something special. I guess I can do a very quick and condensed recap of the "best" of my posts up to now. So here goes in the format of complete randomness but in a somewhat sequentia manner:
What's a gingus and what is one doing with the Big Five? Did you know you can buy T-Shirts and condoms all in one store? My birthday is interfering with my summer tests. But how can that be when I'm gettin' lucky in Kentucky? And speakin' of gettin' lucky, went to Falls Creek. Gettin' lucky? Not me. I know nothing of relationships. They frustrate me. You know what else frustrates me? Stupid hardware stores... namely The Home Depot. Screw you Home Depot! Male phenomena isn't pleasant while getting out of a pool. Ed and I do a final number on the piano right before he heads back home. Here's a picture? Can you think of anything funny to say now? I looked into the future while revealing a new album from Chris. Messenger porn isn't all that it's cracked up to be while being arrested in front of Joey. FM helps me out of a jam while I, again, can't understand women. Third Day "Cried Out to Jesus" while Ed went to Australia. I got a sunburn from my own team,... not the sun. It was "Chaos" while a lot of pictures were being shown all the way from the Ed Sullivan Theatre to bathroom stall direction signs to New Orleans to weird church signs. Loss of loved ones to my mother being struck by lightning. I get to be a sub with a "cool" nickname. Did Jesus star in His own video game? The donkey side of me was brought out while watching my team. I predict(ed) the future and The Return of the jEDi was popular. Bowling and a Big Fun Thing. My truck sucks and a penguin craps out ice at Burger King. It was a premature evacuation while I take a risk and regret it. I restate the UCM motto and restate it again and get in trouble for it. A dog "pisses" me off while I realize I have something in common with famous people. I hurl during a korean film council meeting while catching up on what every phobia there ever was that intrigue me that start with the letter "a". I surrender to trying so hard while the wind blows really reallly hard. I actually go on a date and compare women to fish. And I have something in common with a water balloon hurler. Sweet!
And there you have it. A "quick" recap of me up to today.
And what happened today? Well, I went to "Rent". No, I'm not a big musical person but I took a chance on this movie. It wasn't too bad I suppose. Do you know the main song from the movie? The one where they say 525,600 minutes in a year. Yeah, uh, that's how long the movie lasted, 525,600 minutes. IT WAS LONG. It made me think that everybody in NYC is either gay, has AIDS, or is gay and has AIDS. I think I may have seen one straight person in the movie. But I think I blinked. But what should I have expected? It was a broadway musical! Hellllooooooo!
So here's to another 100 posts! Well, if I make it that far.
Until next time, vaya con Dios.
Isaiah 40:28-31, 41:10-13
What's a gingus and what is one doing with the Big Five? Did you know you can buy T-Shirts and condoms all in one store? My birthday is interfering with my summer tests. But how can that be when I'm gettin' lucky in Kentucky? And speakin' of gettin' lucky, went to Falls Creek. Gettin' lucky? Not me. I know nothing of relationships. They frustrate me. You know what else frustrates me? Stupid hardware stores... namely The Home Depot. Screw you Home Depot! Male phenomena isn't pleasant while getting out of a pool. Ed and I do a final number on the piano right before he heads back home. Here's a picture? Can you think of anything funny to say now? I looked into the future while revealing a new album from Chris. Messenger porn isn't all that it's cracked up to be while being arrested in front of Joey. FM helps me out of a jam while I, again, can't understand women. Third Day "Cried Out to Jesus" while Ed went to Australia. I got a sunburn from my own team,... not the sun. It was "Chaos" while a lot of pictures were being shown all the way from the Ed Sullivan Theatre to bathroom stall direction signs to New Orleans to weird church signs. Loss of loved ones to my mother being struck by lightning. I get to be a sub with a "cool" nickname. Did Jesus star in His own video game? The donkey side of me was brought out while watching my team. I predict(ed) the future and The Return of the jEDi was popular. Bowling and a Big Fun Thing. My truck sucks and a penguin craps out ice at Burger King. It was a premature evacuation while I take a risk and regret it. I restate the UCM motto and restate it again and get in trouble for it. A dog "pisses" me off while I realize I have something in common with famous people. I hurl during a korean film council meeting while catching up on what every phobia there ever was that intrigue me that start with the letter "a". I surrender to trying so hard while the wind blows really reallly hard. I actually go on a date and compare women to fish. And I have something in common with a water balloon hurler. Sweet!
And there you have it. A "quick" recap of me up to today.
And what happened today? Well, I went to "Rent". No, I'm not a big musical person but I took a chance on this movie. It wasn't too bad I suppose. Do you know the main song from the movie? The one where they say 525,600 minutes in a year. Yeah, uh, that's how long the movie lasted, 525,600 minutes. IT WAS LONG. It made me think that everybody in NYC is either gay, has AIDS, or is gay and has AIDS. I think I may have seen one straight person in the movie. But I think I blinked. But what should I have expected? It was a broadway musical! Hellllooooooo!
So here's to another 100 posts! Well, if I make it that far.
Until next time, vaya con Dios.
Isaiah 40:28-31, 41:10-13
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By the rocket, at Wed Nov 30, 09:30:00 PM 2005
take 2:
(Kent in the middle of his blog)
Ed: Kent I really don't want to hear this....
Kent: Hold on ed... i'm doing my 100th blog.
Ed(talking to bryan later): After Kent got done with his 100th post, I stood there staring at him for the longest time. Then all of a sudden i said, "well Kent... that is a hell of an act...what do you call it?" Kent said, "I call it the Gingus Chronicles"
Bryan: I don't get it????
Ed: Neither do I!
By the rocket, at Wed Nov 30, 09:34:00 PM 2005
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