Sparks Fly

There must be something wrong with me. Every time I get out of my truck and touch the door to shut it, I get electrocuted. I could even have my leather jacket on and shut the door with my arm. And I still get fried. Every stinkin' time.

Now I think I'm developing a phobia to touch anything metal or appears to be a conductor of electricity.... including people. Am I part of some sort of government experiment? Should I see the X-Files people knocking on my door pretty soon?

Just imagine me looking like this guy whenever I shut the door.

Yeah, you can even see my bones, too.

But now it's not even the truck that shocks me. It's everything! DVD players, computers, TV's, people, action figure jesus, air, light switches, llamas, musicals, electric fences, water fountains, fire extinguishers, saddam tp, and blogs... OUCH!!

So, here's a picture representation of what jolts me with electrons:

There are more but this is basically the worst of them all. Especially that dang toilet paper.

Until next time, vaya con Dios.