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Thursday, June 17, 2010

BP = Bloody Poor

Ok... this has been my longest absence from the blog world.  I guess my absence is partly due to my twittering and facebooking.  Careful people... it will control your life.

Summer is well under way.  So far I've been involved in summer basketball activities and helping a good friend construct on his house addition.  Other than that, I've invested in the R & R Co.  It's a great organization.  Everyone should buy some stock.

In The News:  The Oil Spill
In all of our great technologies of this world (man on the moon, lasers, dip-n-dots), you mean to tell me we can't stop an oil leak?  And one of the best ideas BP (British Petroleum) came up with was something called the "Junk Shot". 

So, what was the meeting like when they decided this was their next course of action? 

BP dude #1Ok guys.  We have an oil leak in the Gulf of Mexico.  We've tried a few things and it didn't work.  What should we try now?
BP Genius #2How 'bout junk?
BP dude #3We still got it!

Seriously?  Let's just fire some garbage into it and it'll work.  Can something like this work anywhere else?

MeUh oh... There's a water leak in a pipe under the sink.  Hmmmm... Let's see if throwing some trash at it will help.

What's next?  The "Sucker Punch"?

Until next time, vaya con Dios.

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