F$%^%#%$ Chuck Norris...
Last night, after the OU/OSU basketball game, I literally spent 2 hours reading Chuck Norris jokes. Some of them were really funny. Some were just plain wrong. Here's a few examples:
- When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it won't be because he is gay. It will be because he has run out of women.
- Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.
- Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this "a slow Tuesday."
- Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his monther's womb.
- It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
Anyway, these were just a FEW of the thousands of Chuck Norris jokes out there. I think I've heard that there are some 8,000 Chuck jokes circulating around the internet. That's amazing. What caused this phenomenon? Who knows, ... people just have way too much time. That's gotta be the simplest explaination.
Oklahoma U. won by one point, AGAIN. That makes the 4th time in a row that's happened. That's gotta be some kind of record. Sports is eventually gonna kill me cause I can't keep living through these close games. Sheesh.
Alright, I've gotta get back to a reflection paper over the philosophy of Realism. I can't wait.... wooo........ hoooo........ (Catch the sarcasm?)
Until next time, vaya con Realism... or Dios....
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2/28/2006 04:45:00 PM
2 Comments:
Stonewall girls won the past 3 games in overtime. So that game last night was nothing until that stupid freshman fouled!
This girl that went to McLish once said that she was related to Chuck Norris.
This is totally off topic but did you know that there is an episode of the X-Files that took place in Tishomingo? Well, it's not our Tishomingo but a 'hollywood' Tish. Only if it was that good.
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Chrissy, at Tue Feb 28, 10:05:00 PM 2006
I should've told that idiot that's how we get down in a hicktown. He's from the more dignified city of Norman. He just doesn't understand our way of living. I should've asked him if he'd said that about everyone else that goes to the ballgames. Well anyway, his loss. :-)
Enjoy this weather!
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Chrissy, at Wed Mar 01, 01:02:00 PM 2006
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