First Person Kazoo or Why God hates forwards
My intro into summer depression starts at roughly 10:03 p.m. tonight. Why? The season 2 finale of Lost is tonight, so I have nothing to look forward to until season 3 picks up.
But the finale tonight should be amazing. So much build up and anticipation. I can't wait.... but, obviously, I'll have to. I can't speed up time. And if I could speed up time, how would I be able to do that? Would I have a special watch with dials and knobs? Or will it be via computer?
You know, I once stared at the sun for over an hour... it burned my eyes out. I guess I was just curious. That's why my friends call me whiskers.
Anywho... I will be playing the drums tonight for the youth of Ada First Baptist. I love playing the drums and/or drumming related activities. Last Sunday night, I played the drums in the regular music service, which was fun. And, of course, I messed up the first song. But who doesn't mess up at one time or another? I still enjoy it, and one little mess up won't stop me from loving to play. I believe this is a "gift" God has given me. And I love to use that gift. I'm not saying I'm a pro or an expert by any means of the imagination. I'm just saying that it is something I enjoy. I think I have a good ear for this kind of thing. I have vision up the kazoo, so let's go with it.
Summer school starts soon. This is foreign to me... summer school. At ECU, summer classes begin on a Friday. Now, how does that make sense? And all my classes are on a Monday-Thursday, except for my online class.
I have a Rant... and here it is. I HATE those stupid forwards basically saying that if I don't forward this email on to EVERYBODY I KNOW, then that means I don't love God. Sure, God is dependent upon my address list on my Yahoo Mail.
Me: Yes, God? Did you have something to tell me?
God: Well, I'm concerned quite frankly.
Me: I wasn't aware of the sin you are referring to.
God: Remember 2 months ago when you got the forward entitled "Love God? Prove it!"?
Kent: Yeah?
God: You didn't forward it to everybody on your list! I thought you loved Me!
Me: Oh God...
I can just picture it... or not.
Until next time, vaya con Dios.
But the finale tonight should be amazing. So much build up and anticipation. I can't wait.... but, obviously, I'll have to. I can't speed up time. And if I could speed up time, how would I be able to do that? Would I have a special watch with dials and knobs? Or will it be via computer?
You know, I once stared at the sun for over an hour... it burned my eyes out. I guess I was just curious. That's why my friends call me whiskers.
Anywho... I will be playing the drums tonight for the youth of Ada First Baptist. I love playing the drums and/or drumming related activities. Last Sunday night, I played the drums in the regular music service, which was fun. And, of course, I messed up the first song. But who doesn't mess up at one time or another? I still enjoy it, and one little mess up won't stop me from loving to play. I believe this is a "gift" God has given me. And I love to use that gift. I'm not saying I'm a pro or an expert by any means of the imagination. I'm just saying that it is something I enjoy. I think I have a good ear for this kind of thing. I have vision up the kazoo, so let's go with it.
Summer school starts soon. This is foreign to me... summer school. At ECU, summer classes begin on a Friday. Now, how does that make sense? And all my classes are on a Monday-Thursday, except for my online class.
I have a Rant... and here it is. I HATE those stupid forwards basically saying that if I don't forward this email on to EVERYBODY I KNOW, then that means I don't love God. Sure, God is dependent upon my address list on my Yahoo Mail.
Me: Yes, God? Did you have something to tell me?
God: Well, I'm concerned quite frankly.
Me: I wasn't aware of the sin you are referring to.
God: Remember 2 months ago when you got the forward entitled "Love God? Prove it!"?
Kent: Yeah?
God: You didn't forward it to everybody on your list! I thought you loved Me!
Me: Oh God...
I can just picture it... or not.
Until next time, vaya con Dios.
Brought To You By Coach K at
5/24/2006 03:56:00 PM
3 Comments:
Another good analogy. And just throwin this out there. Your entry got submitted twice. Should I leave a comment on each? And I gotta say, I'm not a Lost watcher but the promos definately intrigued my roommate and me.
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Anonymous, at Wed May 24, 03:38:00 PM 2006
Hey you, I am supposed to be going to New Orleans with our youth group this summer!!! Anyways, who is your cousin marrying? Who is Larramore marrying? WOW!! I have another wedding soon too and then I will be in Oklahoma for a week for Sam's wedding!! By the way.......what is your cell number, I just got an cell phone with an Ada number and I am trying to get everyone on it. 580-320-9633. Hope school is fun!!!
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Anonymous, at Thu May 25, 01:37:00 PM 2006
I get those God messages a lot on myspace in the bulletins.... I think I even made a bulletin about how Myspace has no bearing on your soul, because it just isn't that cool.
Mad cow disease, your thoughts.
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Amy, queen of the world., at Sat May 27, 11:32:00 AM 2006
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