King of Queens
I promised big news and I will give you big news. So... Here goes. I, Kent, bought a new shirt at a discount price. It's a great shirt, too. You would be proud.
No, no, no. That's not the big news. I am the newest teacher at ****** High School. I received a phone call on my way to OKC from the Supt. of the offer and I accepted. So, not only am I a teacher, I am also a basketball coach.... a GIRLS basketball coach. Now, I would never have imagined that I would ever be a girls basketball coach. It's funny how God works sometimes. A year ago I wasn't even sure if I wanted to be a coach. Heck, two weeks ago I didn't think it was going to happen. Little did I know...
Math and coaching... deadly combonation. We'll see what happens.
I ate at a place called City Bites today. The food was awesome, but the interesting part of the experience was in the bathroom. You see, the restroom from the outside is covered in mirrors. It appears no different than any other mirror. However, inside the bathroom is a whole new experience... for the most part. You, as you are urinating, can look THROUGH the walls to everyone in the restaraunt. You can see them through the two-way glass. It is a weird experience exposing yourself when at the same time you are not exposing yourself. People are seated right next to the bathroom, too. So, as you are taking care of business, there is somebody less than a foot away from you... eating. You are peeing as people look in your direction. It's very scary, yet liberating.
Until next time, vaya con Dios.
No, no, no. That's not the big news. I am the newest teacher at ****** High School. I received a phone call on my way to OKC from the Supt. of the offer and I accepted. So, not only am I a teacher, I am also a basketball coach.... a GIRLS basketball coach. Now, I would never have imagined that I would ever be a girls basketball coach. It's funny how God works sometimes. A year ago I wasn't even sure if I wanted to be a coach. Heck, two weeks ago I didn't think it was going to happen. Little did I know...
Math and coaching... deadly combonation. We'll see what happens.
I ate at a place called City Bites today. The food was awesome, but the interesting part of the experience was in the bathroom. You see, the restroom from the outside is covered in mirrors. It appears no different than any other mirror. However, inside the bathroom is a whole new experience... for the most part. You, as you are urinating, can look THROUGH the walls to everyone in the restaraunt. You can see them through the two-way glass. It is a weird experience exposing yourself when at the same time you are not exposing yourself. People are seated right next to the bathroom, too. So, as you are taking care of business, there is somebody less than a foot away from you... eating. You are peeing as people look in your direction. It's very scary, yet liberating.
Until next time, vaya con Dios.
7 Comments:
Woo Hoo! Congrats, COACH!
By Anonymous, at Tue Jul 18, 05:20:00 PM 2006
Coach Qualls--YEAH!!!
By tka821, at Tue Jul 18, 05:53:00 PM 2006
Congratulations!! And City Bites is the greatest. Much better than Subway. Did you get a cookie? They have the best cookies!
By Anonymous, at Tue Jul 18, 10:01:00 PM 2006
Congrats, Kent! I'm really, really happy for you! You will make a GREAT girl's basketball coach!
By roz, at Tue Jul 18, 11:17:00 PM 2006
I can see you now... it's first hour Algebra... someone gets a problem wrong... you jump out of your chair, stomp your foot, and yell, "no! a squared plus b squared equalls c squared! c'mon girls!"
oops!
By Scott, at Wed Jul 19, 08:52:00 AM 2006
I hope they ask him if he knows the answer to the a problem they have and he says, "No (insert name) i do not know the answer! DO YOU????"
By the rocket, at Tue Jul 25, 01:23:00 AM 2006
I ate there when I was a teenager:)lol
so you are coming up on an anniversary date then huh:)
By Nichole, at Thu Jul 16, 03:05:00 PM 2009
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