Female Flatulates

I'm getting too old for this...

Spending late nights with friends are great, don't get me wrong, but they are wearing me out sometimes. Last night, I spent literally half of a day at a friends house not doing homework, which I desperately needed to do. But it was a good time, nonetheless. I got to know some people a lot better and got to meet a few people as well. So, here's a recap of yesterday:

• Got to beat up a sitting apparatus.
• Burping contest with a girl.
• Heard stories of a floater, a "child left behind" so to speak.
• Made people-tacos.
• Read about dang communism.
• Tried to hit a friend in man-land with a football.
• Poured beverages for dozens of people.
• Chili's.
• Pulled the cover off of a skank-nasty pool.
• Discussed girl-farts.

There you have it. The summation of my yesterday. I would add stuff that happened today but... nothing happened.

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Until next time, vaya con Dios.